sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize
