I am puke
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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