Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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