We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
