Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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