I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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