My hand turned me down
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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