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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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