Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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