True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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