One girl and one boy is just not enough.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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