so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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