so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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