you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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