I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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