We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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