I am in a vortex of obligation.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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