D3 body, D1 cock
Pappa wants mamma naked
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she peed on how many people?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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