In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
