Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
