Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
3pm strippers are depressing
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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