Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we made out on top of his cat.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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