no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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