Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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