it's like iHOP with fire
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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