Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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