Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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