i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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