ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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