best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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