Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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