playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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