I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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