did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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