But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
