Define "chronic" masturbator.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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