Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I love black thongs
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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Oh Jesus.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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