That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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