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(574): View more from Indiana

New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy

(860): View more from Connecticut

enjoy the hospital

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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your the best winggirl ever

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(819): View more from Quebec

He was spoon feeding me wine all night.

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(954): View more from Florida

It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave

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(616): View more from Michigan

at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n

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(970): View more from Colorado

I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

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maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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(613): View more from Ontario

I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon

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(317): View more from Indiana

I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.

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