All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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