can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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