Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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