belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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