i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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