He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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