How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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