So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
