Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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