Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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