It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids