I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.