We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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